"Rory! That's a relief! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Can someone let her in, give her a jumper? Lucy. Lovely girl. Diabetic. Now then, Rory, we need to talk about your fiancee. She tried to kiss me. Tell you what though, you're a lucky man, she's a great kisser! Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine."
- The Doctor, The Vampires from Venice (May 8th 2010)
Written by Toby Whithouse