"Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica takes the Universe! But bad news everyone, 'cause guess who? Ha! Except you lot, you're whizzing about, it's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I am talking! Now, the question of the hour is: Who's got the Pandorica? Answer: I do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from me? Come on, look at me! No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else I don't have - anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there, in your silly little spaceships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then... do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first!"
- The Doctor, The Pandorica Opens (June 19th 2010)
Written by Steven Moffat